And I can almost guarantee that you, too, will be confused by the appeal of Cruelty Squad on your first attempt. That would require a complex organized piss-taking effort and I think the troll brigade used up all their piss-taking energy with the Gamestop thing. An Overwhelmingly Positive rating on Steam after 2000 reviews goes a bit beyond taking the piss. But there had to be something more to Cruelty Squad.
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View Full TranscriptĪnd an interface that looks like it got molested inside a crowded novelty photo booth at a Juggalo convention? Complete with a health meter that takes up an entire quarter of the active screen and looks like an untreated hernia? Etc, etc. And texture work that looks like the brooms from the Sorcerer’s Apprentice got set loose in a water damaged gift wrap shop. And environments that look like someone opened the level editor and then threw their laptop out the window of a speeding bus. Whose screenshots on the Steam page immediately made me think “Are they taking the piss? It’s all clashing colours and PS1-era 3D models with worse animation than the little dudes on a foosball table. Like when everyone and their toupees were nagging me to try Cruelty Squad. Why do old people struggle to understand modern culture? Is it a memory thing, like if you’ve got too many memories of Chuck Berry and trousers with very high waistbands there’s no room to squeeze in any appreciation for fidget spinners? Or is it something physical that just happens one day like your balls dropping or your first period where some culture appreciating part of your brain dies and from then on every new song you hear sounds like a microphone being held up to a fluorescent light? See, I always thought it was just that as you get older you retreat more from general society and lose touch with the common cultural references that allow us to relate to new trends, but there are moments that make me wonder. We have a merch store as well! Visit the store for brand new ZP merch. Want to watch Zero Punctuation ad-free? Sign-up for The Escapist + today and support your favorite content creators! This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Cruelty Squad.
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